A Great New Religion is Born on Twitter!
January 9, 2009
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Next time someone tells you their religious or spiritual belief system, tell them, “You know, that’s a really good guess.”
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We’re not healing the sick here, but we’re for sure doing something about the lame.
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Turn to page http://tinyurl.com/6pg8tv in your IDK bible.
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@jonritt welcome to I Don’t Know.
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When Blink 182 go “Na na na na na na na na na na…” That’s not them not knowing the lyrics, that’s just IDK.
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The Gaza Strip could use some IDK.
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@Hirp not the answer, Hirp, the question.
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@Hirp there are things you know and things you don’t. Kobe is a thing you know.
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@atiasrama divine ignorance, looking it up. Tx
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@jimmyfallon did you know Chuck Wein died a little while ago? He and my mom were really close, always around the house talking hippie stuff
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Darwin was agnostic.
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Humans thinking about death is like cats thinking about math.
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When people who act like they have all the answers start to look retarded, that’s God kicking you under the table.
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Not knowing is not the same as not caring.
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The nice thing about IDK is that you can deny my name three times and I’m totally fine with that.
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In the end, Buddha said, “Forget all my teachings.” We’ve totally one-upped him by having no teachings at all.
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If you have no fucking clue, you are not alone.
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